The 20 Greatest Australian Movies

As 2020 comes to an end we profile the 20 greatest Australian movies ever made. How many of these have you watched?

CROCODILE UNDIES

A local bushman discovers that Americans are shocked by reptilian nudity. 

A PICNIC AT THE HANGING ROCKED!

A group of schoolgirls has a pleasant lunch at a lynching. 

THE STORY OF THE CRAIG KELLY GANG

A bunch of Sky After Dark nutcases want to take Australia back to the black and white era where the only black they like is coal. 

THE MAN FROM SHOWY DRIVEL

There was a bowel movement at the station for the word had got around that the c*nt with no regrets was mansplaining it away. Kenny of the Portaloo Overflow features. 

MURIEL’S WEEDING

Will Muriel ever find the plant of her dreams in the garden? 

THE DOSH

A dramatisation of how an Australian science agency was paid to broadcast Stanley Kubrick’s imagining of a Moon landing. 

DUDE CALM

Nicole Kidman must survive a mindfulness obsessive on a yacht. 

WOOLF CREEK

Nicole Kidman wears a prosthetic nose as she plays an author who meets an interesting character in the Australian outback.

MUD MAX

Max’s car needs a wash, but it’s a bit hard to find one in crime ridden Australia.

MUD MAX 2: THE ROAD WORRIER

Max is concerned about the behaviour of some other drivers around the petrol station. 

MUD MAX: DAYS OF THUNDERDOME

Max has to race Cole Trickle to win the heart of Aunty Entity, played by Nicole Kidman, in a battle between wacko Christianity and Scientology.

MUD MAX: FURRY ROAD

Max goes on a road trip with a group of people in animal costumers. 

CHIPPER

He’ll fight you if you don’t put tomato sauce on his chips.

THE WIG BOY

A Greek Australian struggles for acceptance by having really great hair. 

LOOKING FOR ALLY’S BRANDY

Josie is trying to get really drunk after a shit final year at school. 

HIPPY FEET

An emperor penguin travels from Antarctica to Nimbin for some weed.

RESTRICTING BALLROOM

A young man struggles to fit into his parent’s hand-me-down dancing costume in time for a performance.

STORMFRONT BOY

Mike must deal with a Neo-Nazi pelican on the lonely Coorong.

JEDDI

An Indigenous Australian girl, stranded in the desert without her parents, discovers that she has mysterious powers. Was later remade by JJ Abrams. 

STRAYA

Nicole Kidman and Wolverine try to speak Strine. 

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