I would like to invite you to consider your future in the marketing and communications field. Here at Hogwash, a prestigious non-accredited School for Communicators, we have a range of courses available to develop your skills.
Lead by the esteemed Allofus Dumbitdown our courses include:
- Parceltongue (Selling snake oil)
- Herbology & Potions (Viagra alternatives)
- Transfiguration & Arithmancy (Inventing sales figures)
- Charms (Customer/Employee relations)
- Apparitions (How to sell non-existent products)
- Quidditch (Accounting for sunk costs)
- And many more!
By the end of the course you will be an expert in communicating with muddles via a range of media, such as email, and current affairs and late-night television.
Some of our notable alumni include:
- Hairy Pothead
- Herwiney Grange-Hermitage
- Ronald Weaselwords
- Loosius Mouthboy
To join this prestigious list all you have to do is reply to this email with a copy of your bank details.
Tom Marvelous Riddle