The One

Last night on Channel Se7ven The One, Australia’s most gifted psycho, was announced.

The final competitors were:

Jack – His gifts included the ability to hear voices, to speak to non-existent people and fund raising activities.

Jill – A deft hand with a knife and a knitting needle, Jills skills were often compared to those of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

Bill – Currently employed at Macquarie Bank.

It was Bill who impressed the judges the most. Here’s a sample of his talents…

“I see bodies everywhere… No, not a boardroom reshuffle. I sense a positive aura about this situation. Yes, it’s clear now. It’s, it’s… mass redundancies.”

With that vision our psychic judges could see their stock rising and voted Bill, The One.


Irreverently irrelevant. Sysadmin, developer, web dude in a science research agency. WordPress, Japan, planes, trains, Arduino, Raspberry Pi/Pico, puns, dad jokes, etc


Submit a comment

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s